Funny New Year's messages

 • It is the time of year to take the New Year's resolutions that you know you can never 

keep. But you will do it anyway. Happy New Year!
• Another year has passed and you are still the stupid person you have always been.

Hope you can be a better person this year!
• Remember that life always gives you a second chance. What are the new years for? Take

your chances every time! Happy New Year.
• Do you know what my favorite part of the new year is? I always decide when I'm drunk,

so I don't get involved. Happy New Year.
• You know you are old and tired when you just want to take a nap instead of being

drunk and having fun on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year 2021!
• The funniest thing about the last day of the year is that you can create a bunch of

unrealistic to-do lists and everyone says you can do them!
• I am not making new resolutions for the new year. I'm really good at getting bored

and I will continue on this path!
• Let all your problems disappear as quickly as New Year's resolution every year. I

wish you a happy new year full of happiness!
• Life is already full of good things. Stop complaining and be a little more

optimistic. Enjoy this new year with a half-full glass of vodka!
• New years bring you many new problems. But the good thing is that they usually last

until the New Year's resolution. Happy New Year!
• Life has taught me that it doesn't matter what you say and your efforts; you can

never stop some people from making stupid decisions for the new year! Happy New Year!
• I am going to come to your house on December 31st so that on January 1st, I can say:

I have been living in your house for a year! Happy New Year.
• Keep making the same old mistakes, but do it in a new way. Accept my most sincere and

warm wishes for this new year. Good luck!
• New Years are like restart buttons to start all over again, except for the fact that

the device has been turned off for a long time. Happy New Year!