A funny Christmas letter should be written by a young child expressing his or her joy during the festive season. It could be inspired by a simple understanding of the Christmas season as the young child expresses his heart’s desire in a letter. The simplicity and open nature of the young child could cause the message to be funny.
From:
Roy Benedict Smith
3841 Coulter Lane
Richmond, VA 232
December 1, 2010
Especially for Santa Claus
North Pole
Dear Mr. Santa
RE: All I want for Christmas
My mommy says you know everything and you can give anything. Well, do you remember the song, ‘All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth’? That’s exactly what I want for this Christmas, Santa.
I lost both of front teeth last month, and the kids at school have been laughing at me, whenever I open my mouth to smile or speak. I am so unhappy, I want to punch them when they laugh at me, but mommy says that will make me a bad boy and you won’t give me any presents.
So, instead of a gift, can you give me my two front teeth, please? It is taking too late to come out. Please, please, please, Santa.
Thank you very much.
Roy Benedict
From:
Roy Benedict Smith
3841 Coulter Lane
Richmond, VA 232
December 1, 2010
Especially for Santa Claus
North Pole
Dear Mr. Santa
RE: All I want for Christmas
My mommy says you know everything and you can give anything. Well, do you remember the song, ‘All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth’? That’s exactly what I want for this Christmas, Santa.
I lost both of front teeth last month, and the kids at school have been laughing at me, whenever I open my mouth to smile or speak. I am so unhappy, I want to punch them when they laugh at me, but mommy says that will make me a bad boy and you won’t give me any presents.
So, instead of a gift, can you give me my two front teeth, please? It is taking too late to come out. Please, please, please, Santa.
Thank you very much.
Roy Benedict
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